101 things I'm no longer allowed to do at the NAIS

  • Last Post 02 July 2022
warlock posted this 25 October 2016

Thanks for the info Cuhulainn.

And i will stat things off.

1- You are not allowed to paint the Urbanmech to look like R2-D2.


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Cmdr_Kronos_Riker posted this 25 October 2016

2- To Clarify and expand to Rule 1, You are not allowed to paint an Urbanmech to look like ANY Star Wars Astro-mech.

icehellion posted this 25 October 2016

3. To say that you find Cappies, Kuritans, Clans and Word of Blake nice.

warlock posted this 26 October 2016

4. Cooling pod are NOT to be used to cool beer down for a party!

Cuchulainn posted this 26 October 2016

Strictly prohibited are the following

  • Appropriately sized cowboy hats for Quickdraws
  • Wings on Dragons

icehellion posted this 26 October 2016

Strictly prohibited are the following

  • Wings on Dragons


Why? They look so funny with.

Madlizardx posted this 27 October 2016

5(?). I'm no longer allowed access the weapons lockers since launching the entire store of ER Micro Lasers out of the test Heavy Gauss rifle.

Thunder posted this 27 October 2016

Well now I'm having this horrible mental image of the laser trying to shoot the target even on a near miss a la weberian laser warheads.

warlock posted this 27 October 2016

6. It is no longer allow to make custom paint job on mechs, after the Commando is go commando incident.

Cmdr_Kronos_Riker posted this 01 November 2016

7. Replacing washable paint rounds for the infamous 'UberBlue' rounds for 'Live-Fire' practices is not Allowed.

warlock posted this 05 November 2016

8. If anyone tries to use inferno gel to give someone a " hot foot" they will be dismissed from NAIS.

icehellion posted this 05 November 2016

9. Ask to be allowed to "play" with the Helm Memory Core

GreyGriffin posted this 08 November 2016

10. Repurpose Omni heat sinks to cool my GPU.

Samak posted this 08 November 2016

11.  The Liao embassy is no longer to be referred to as "that big chinese take out place."

Cmdr_Kronos_Riker posted this 22 December 2016

12.Unauthorized 'Borrowing' of NAIS transports and/or equipment for Party Supply runs is prohibited.

icehellion posted this 24 December 2016

13. Launch a campaign against ACs saying that a Lord of Light PPC is better.

Cmdr_Kronos_Riker posted this 05 March 2017

14. Calling your instructor a 'Brutal Clanner' for having strict rules for class is disrespectful, especially ones that used to serve on the Front during the Clan Invasion.

Snowjeepney posted this 09 March 2017

15. Put on horns on a Viking battlemech.

icehellion posted this 10 March 2017

16. Painting everything Blake

Madlizardx posted this 10 March 2017

17. I am no longer allowed to use captured clan iron wombs to construct a personal harem.

Cmdr_Kronos_Riker posted this 19 March 2017

18. Use of captured Clan Genetic Research to create your personal army/Harem of Anthro-Femmes is Not allowed. (Besides, it takes too long for them to mature, anyway.)

Snowjeepney posted this 14 April 2017

19.  Mechwarriors are not allowed to "Go Commando" while piloting a Commando.

Captain posted this 21 April 2017

20. Using battlearmor for the campus football games, while intriguing, is strongly discouraged as a waste of resources. 20a. No, stripping the suit of its armaments changes nothing.

Cmdr_Kronos_Riker posted this 06 June 2017

21. Calling 'Shotgun' on feild trips is not allowed. Not only can it be confusing, but could cause problems with security.

Donteras posted this 07 June 2017

19 Fart 'mechs are prohibited. All rear mounted flamers are to be mounted at least 1 meter above the hips.

icehellion posted this 08 June 2017

23. Destroy Panthers claiming that they are just trash 'Mechs.

SturmKrahe posted this 15 July 2017

24. Wrapping a cat in a ferrous foil and firing it out of a gauss rifle just to see if it will land on its feet.

Cmdr_Kronos_Riker posted this 18 July 2017

25. There is NO rule 25. (Insert theme for Monty Python's Flying Circus here)

icehellion posted this 18 July 2017

26. Pretending that you can outfox the fox.

Lasergunner posted this 18 July 2017

27. Battletech era Zombie Apocalypse.

Madlizardx posted this 04 March 2019

28. Gluing M-pods to a hatchet does not make it a "power-axe"

icehellion posted this 05 March 2019

29. Show off in a Kitsune costume.

Cmdr_Kronos_Riker posted this 25 May 2019

30.  No Battlemech shall be used in a victory dance after defeating 'the enemy'.  We are still rebuilding a 'mech bay from the last one.

icehellion posted this 26 May 2019

31. Use Lyran ranks.

boomboom517 posted this 12 July 2019

32. Allowing one Doctor Bright onto campus. Due to [REDACTED].

Cmdr_Kronos_Riker posted this 02 July 2022

33. Playing 'Chicken' with Warships is EXTREMELY prohibited unless in an active battle situation.   Still repairing the captured Leviathan class from last time.