101 things I'm no longer allowed to do at the NAIS

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warlock posted this 25 October 2016

Thanks for the info Cuhulainn.

And i will stat things off.

1- You are not allowed to paint the Urbanmech to look like R2-D2.

 

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Cmdr_Kronos_Riker posted this 02 July 2022

33. Playing 'Chicken' with Warships is EXTREMELY prohibited unless in an active battle situation.   Still repairing the captured Leviathan class from last time.

boomboom517 posted this 12 July 2019

32. Allowing one Doctor Bright onto campus. Due to [REDACTED].

icehellion posted this 26 May 2019

31. Use Lyran ranks.

Cmdr_Kronos_Riker posted this 25 May 2019

30.  No Battlemech shall be used in a victory dance after defeating 'the enemy'.  We are still rebuilding a 'mech bay from the last one.

icehellion posted this 05 March 2019

29. Show off in a Kitsune costume.

Madlizardx posted this 04 March 2019

28. Gluing M-pods to a hatchet does not make it a "power-axe"

Lasergunner posted this 18 July 2017

27. Battletech era Zombie Apocalypse.

icehellion posted this 18 July 2017

26. Pretending that you can outfox the fox.

Cmdr_Kronos_Riker posted this 18 July 2017

25. There is NO rule 25. (Insert theme for Monty Python's Flying Circus here)

SturmKrahe posted this 15 July 2017

24. Wrapping a cat in a ferrous foil and firing it out of a gauss rifle just to see if it will land on its feet.

icehellion posted this 08 June 2017

23. Destroy Panthers claiming that they are just trash 'Mechs.

Donteras posted this 07 June 2017

19 Fart 'mechs are prohibited. All rear mounted flamers are to be mounted at least 1 meter above the hips.

Cmdr_Kronos_Riker posted this 06 June 2017

21. Calling 'Shotgun' on feild trips is not allowed. Not only can it be confusing, but could cause problems with security.

Captain posted this 21 April 2017

20. Using battlearmor for the campus football games, while intriguing, is strongly discouraged as a waste of resources. 20a. No, stripping the suit of its armaments changes nothing.

Snowjeepney posted this 14 April 2017

19.  Mechwarriors are not allowed to "Go Commando" while piloting a Commando.

Cmdr_Kronos_Riker posted this 19 March 2017

18. Use of captured Clan Genetic Research to create your personal army/Harem of Anthro-Femmes is Not allowed. (Besides, it takes too long for them to mature, anyway.)

Madlizardx posted this 10 March 2017

17. I am no longer allowed to use captured clan iron wombs to construct a personal harem.

icehellion posted this 10 March 2017

16. Painting everything Blake

Snowjeepney posted this 09 March 2017

15. Put on horns on a Viking battlemech.

Cmdr_Kronos_Riker posted this 05 March 2017

14. Calling your instructor a 'Brutal Clanner' for having strict rules for class is disrespectful, especially ones that used to serve on the Front during the Clan Invasion.

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